Sunday, December 22, 2013

The Mysterious Kingdom Of Us - An Energy Conservation Parable With Rhyme

I asked myself; the ruler of my kingdom and all the clever people I could find... after receiving reactionary hate mail from certain of my most influential subjects...how should we get from here to there? But not just here to there....here to there as lethargic and stressful and wasteful of energy as possible.

Aha!...the most clever had put their minds together for thirty days....and...hatched this ingenious plan!

...First; we will build something called suburbia...it's never been done. It's not a real city...it's just a parasite..you see....with no tax funds for you and me...
Then when everyone's transport is going so slow...we blame it on "regulation" and tie with a bow.

Then we need something that everyone can use....millions individually; each sporting their crafts. At the same time; same place daily.....to clog up the wafts.

What a huge success!...we finally see...selfish individualism works with stunning, appropriate anarchy. We shant want to get anywhere fast or efficient at all...

Divided we clog.....United we fall....into....gasp... a model of  ....cooperation...for all.

Oh No.....the socialists are coming....run!!!!!!

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